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1960:a NASA mobile mission control radar (understood to be a converted ice cream truck) lost contact with a clandestine mission - Apollo 18. The capsule's re-entry somewhere over the Pacific didn't end with the reassuring 'splash' and chirping of inquisitive dolphins as they expected. Tarzan was grooming his son (and heir to the family title and vast fortune), on how to become the next generation of Tarzan.The three-year-old was distracted from vine swinging by a cone-shaped metallic

object under three parachutes drifting from dusky orange sky into the canopy of the forest they called home - The Congo Jungle. After a fatal heart attack cut his life short, his son, now 20, the sixth Lord Greystoke, known in the jungle as Tarzan watched Cheetah - fooling around in an old, mouldy baseball cap with a NASA logo barely visible on the side. Cheetah took Tarzan to the space craft. The capsule was intact, hanging six meters from the ground in a small clearing, swinging gently by it's parachutes lines.

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