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Cosmic Tarzan's Bacon Lovers Oversized T-Shirt

Cosmic Tarzan's Bacon Lovers Oversized T-Shirt

£22.00

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Do you or a friend eat bacon religiously?

Small text: "Give us this day our daily bread so we can make bacon sandwiches"

'Perfect for bacon and food lovers' says ChatGPT...' what on earth would we do without it's keen observations.

Please note: THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT SMELL OF BACON

Why You'll Love It:

Boxy, oversized fit for ultimate comfort
Heavyweight, durable fabric
Funny, relatable design
Garment-dyed for unique character

Premium Quality:

100% carded cotton
Heavyweight fabric (7.1 oz/yd²)
Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk
Boxy fit with dropped shoulders

Perfect For: Food lovers, bacon enthusiasts, casual wear, or as a funny gift.

Reliable shipping

Flexible returns

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In 1960, a NASA mobile mission control radar (understood to be a converted ice cream truck) lost contact with a clandestine mission (labelled Apollo 12 and a half capsule was presumed to have been incinerated on re-entry somewhere over the Pacific. Tarzan was teaching his son (and heir to the family title and vast fortune), how to become the next generation of Tarzan.The three-year-old was distracted from vine swinging by a cone-shaped metallic

object under three parachutes drifting from dusky orange sky into the canopy of the forest they called home - The Congo Jungle. After a fatal heart attack cut his life short, his son, now 20, the sixth Lord Greystoke, known in the jungle as Tarzan watched Cheetah - fooling around in an old, mouldy baseball cap with a NASA logo barely visible on the side.The capsule was intact, hanging six meters from the ground in a small clearing, swinging gently by it's parachutes lines.

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