General Humour & Captain Wit – Cosmic Tarzan

In 1960, a NASA mobile mission control radar (understood to be a converted ice cream truck) lost contact with a clandestine mission (labelled Apollo 12 and a half capsule was presumed to have been incinerated on re-entry somewhere over the Pacific. Tarzan was teaching his son (and heir to the family title and vast fortune), how to become the next generation of Tarzan.

The capsule was intact, hanging six meters from the ground in a small clearing, swinging gently by it’s parachutes lines. The crew had survived the fall to the forest floor but had promtply been eaten by the hoards of Giant Tree Ants that were common in this area of the forest, Tarzan took the capsules user-manual and began learning astrophysics and futurism at the Open University.

Lord Greystoke VI had achieved what none of his family could before - re-invent a new Tarzan - a Cosmic Tarzan, Lord of the Galaxies.

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