Cosmic Tarzan Jokers wild T-shirt

On one of his intergalactic adventures, Cosmic Tarzan discovered a distant planet where a mysterious alien life force had woven itself into the very fabric of a deck of playing cards. Over countless centuries, passing astronauts and space traders unknowingly added to the collection, leaving behind stolen decks that became vessels for the growing civilisation.

As the darkness spread, the Jokers seized control, crowning themselves rulers of the kingdom. Beneath them, the Kings and Queens embraced a lavish existence inspired by 14th century Earth, filled with royal excess, extravagant feasts, elaborate costumes, and endless debauchery.

Cosmic Tarzan left Omegon267 before anyone could serve him the planet's only food source: the Queen of Hearts' Tarts. He'd come too far to break his low-sugar diet for a kingdom of card-playing, lunatics on their sugar-rush highs.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• Regular fit