Jesus One-Piece Swimsuit

£49.00

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This one-piece red swimsuit for all figures will instantly remind fellow beach goers of a Baywatch lifesaver. Enjoy the smooth fabric and the flattering design, and show it off by the sea or pool!

The text reads: Jesus was my Lifesaver.

Of course, we have no idea if Jesus could actually swim, but anyhow ...

You'll like this because:
• 75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane for production in the US/Mexico
• Chlorine-resistant fabric
• Cheeky fit with a scoop neckline and a low scoop back
• Zig-zag stitching
• Double-layer front
• Four-way stretch material stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains

Reliable shipping

Flexible returns

In 1960, a NASA mobile mission control radar (understood to be a converted ice cream truck) lost contact with a clandestine mission (labelled Apollo 12 and a half capsule was presumed to have been incinerated on re-entry somewhere over the Pacific. Tarzan was teaching his son (and heir to the family title and vast fortune), how to become the next generation of Tarzan.The three-year-old was distracted from vine swinging by a cone-shaped metallic

object under three parachutes drifting from dusky orange sky into the canopy of the forest they called home - The Congo Jungle. After a fatal heart attack cut his life short, his son, now 20, the sixth Lord Greystoke, known in the jungle as Tarzan watched Cheetah - fooling around in an old, mouldy baseball cap with a NASA logo barely visible on the side.The capsule was intact, hanging six meters from the ground in a small clearing, swinging gently by it's parachutes lines.

Jesus One-Piece Swimsuit

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