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A clandestine NASA moon trip, Apollo 12½, ended in disaster when the capsule returning them to earth began losing orbit over Hawaii. The capsule’s navigation completely went cockerhoop and the captain of the flight quickly announced, “Houston, we have a problem with our navigation”. Despite being a more serious situation it would never catch on the same way as his predecessor’s emergency call had done. The astronauts were badly off course and soon disappeared off Misson Control’s radar entirely. Tarzan watched as a silvery disc beneath vast pieces of fabric drift down into the forest canopy of his home -

The Congo Jungle. Eventually it was left hanging from its parachute straps in the middle of an unexplored clearing. By the time Tarzan had located the space craft the three astronauts had opened the capsules door, only to fall 6 metres to forest floor and be eaten alive by Giant Tree Ants that were common in the area

Tarzan immediately made it is home, learned astrophysics and space craft through the crafts user manual and the Open University, before finally reinventing himself as Cosmic Tarzan, Lord of the Galaxies.

One small step to Unisex t-shirts

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